Patch Pack #1

*** "A-la-carte" patch orders AND no additional shipping charge with shirt purchase is now available!! BUT read all the info at the bottom **IMPORTANT**
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(AKA, "The Sorta Goth Gang")

With this set, you'll get
-FASHION AND DEPRESSION ...Like peas and corn
-"BETTE DAVIS" so GLAMOROUS!
-PROPHETIC VISIONS (but you knew that already)
-SIOUX-WEE AND THE MUNCHIES
-DON KNOTS ...sure! why not!
-GOTH MEE-MAW! now you can't unsee it!! MUAHAHAHA!
-OH GOD, A DRACULA!******
-and finally a tabloid style BROWN PROMO PATCH

******(heavy mouth breathing, clogged nasal tone) "UHHH, akschully, that's not a dracoola, that's my OC, his nambe is Count Spoopy VonDoopy, he's a bisexual vegan, and recently he dyed his hair purple and he thinks he might be NB, but he's also kinda racist... him and fluttershy go on adventu......**YOUR VISION FADES BLACK**
YOU HAVE DIED FROM EXPOSURE.
CONTINUE?
(Y/N)
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*** SHIPPING and "à la carte" ORDERING INFO***
- Select individual patches OR "whole pack" in the "Variant" option box,
**If you are ordering a shirt also, pick "RIDE FOR FREE" in the checkout.
**If you're JUST ordering patches/stickers, pick STAMP AND ENVELOPE.
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***INTERNATIONAL ORDERING INFO*** I'm trying my damnedest to try to get this rad stuff out to y'all for reasonable shipping rates, so bear with me.
-SELECT CHEAP INTERNATIONAL IF you order ONE patch pack, or several single patches, as well as any sticker purchases...
-Select "USPS International" if you order 2 OR MORE patch packs.

******RELAX!!!!******
If you mess something up, don't worry! just shoot me an email and I'll sort it all out. Let's make this easy! Like your mom!